Shakespeare Bullsh*t?

In case you haven't heard, a New Bard has come to replace the Old. Billy Bob Thornton has weighed in on the ever intense "Shakespeare: Is He Crap?" debate, once and for all confirming that the old sausage from Stratford-upon-Avon is a useless tosser and performances of his plays are simply a way for dumb guys to look smart.

Thornton: 'It's enough. Who wants to see it again?' If I wanna hear Shakespeare, I wanna hear Shakespeare do it.''