CSI Miami Stinks
I really enjoy CSI - it is a well written, well acted and consistently entertaining program. CSI: Miami is not.
Monday's episode of CSI: Miami will be the last episode I'm going to watch. No longer will I subject myself to Caruso's glowering (in lieu of acting) and the series' convenient plot wrap-ups. Monday's show had Horatio inexplicably required to rescue a man from a building set to be demolished in a matter of seconds (with the requisite racing HUMVEE/building imploding effects) which immediately followed his open sea arrest of the villain.
Perhaps it is in Caruso's contract that his character must be a one-man army required to break all the show's cases in the most magical or implausible method with dramatic special effects. Is he trying restart his film career? (anguished NO!) Admittedly this episode is less ridiculous compared to the episode where Horatio must wade through crocodile infested waters for no apparent reason. Well, no more. No More. >Here endeth the rant<
Monday's episode of CSI: Miami will be the last episode I'm going to watch. No longer will I subject myself to Caruso's glowering (in lieu of acting) and the series' convenient plot wrap-ups. Monday's show had Horatio inexplicably required to rescue a man from a building set to be demolished in a matter of seconds (with the requisite racing HUMVEE/building imploding effects) which immediately followed his open sea arrest of the villain.
Perhaps it is in Caruso's contract that his character must be a one-man army required to break all the show's cases in the most magical or implausible method with dramatic special effects. Is he trying restart his film career? (anguished NO!) Admittedly this episode is less ridiculous compared to the episode where Horatio must wade through crocodile infested waters for no apparent reason. Well, no more. No More. >Here endeth the rant<
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