Collection Agency Boards - Fun!
So Karina got stuck with a nonsense Imperial parking ticket that has been tossed to some dubious collection agency - CBCL Limited. They have the hysterical standard letter closing of "Govern yourself according".
Doing a little research about these fools led me to a delightful bulletin board about Impark. On this board people write in to tell ImPark collections stories and some of the comments are fantastic.
Personal favourites?
"So I apparently owe them $69.55, I should just mail them a spoon and tell them to eat my ass."
And this great exchange:
CBCL: "Ah, may I have your telephone number please"
Me - "Nope, you most cirtainly can not, as you called me, you should have it."
Clown - "Nope I'm sorry, I dont have it, this is a large center with lots of numbers called all the time"
Me - "Well thats not my problem is it. Call me back when you have my number"
*Click*
Doing a little research about these fools led me to a delightful bulletin board about Impark. On this board people write in to tell ImPark collections stories and some of the comments are fantastic.
Personal favourites?
"So I apparently owe them $69.55, I should just mail them a spoon and tell them to eat my ass."
And this great exchange:
CBCL: "Ah, may I have your telephone number please"
Me - "Nope, you most cirtainly can not, as you called me, you should have it."
Clown - "Nope I'm sorry, I dont have it, this is a large center with lots of numbers called all the time"
Me - "Well thats not my problem is it. Call me back when you have my number"
*Click*
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