Gerrard Staying!

This is quite the tempest in a tea cup. After yesterday reportedly handing in his transfer request, Steven Gerrard is today commiting his long-term future to Liverpool. Gerrard has insisted speculation over his future will end once and for all as soon as he signs his new Liverpool contract. The shock of the news - yes, it is shocking! - has the football world abuzz. What drama! Here's the news in Steven Gerrard's Own Words.

Oh, London will be the host of the 2012 Olympics.