Aeronautical Engineer Responds

As per Ben's request , I have conducted a brief aerodynamic analysis. I have a few additional suggestions that will increase the aerodynamic efficiency:

1. Simply raising the arms does not achieve the full benefit.
   
   A slow flapping motion coupled with a timely craning of the neck (on the down stroke of course) can achieve significantly improved performance. Just try to avoid smacking any other passengers in the face, or hitting your head on the luggage bins.


2. I might also suggest a timely jump into the air during takeoff.
   
   Similar to saving yourself from the impact of a falling elevator, if you jump in the air (I am certain the captain will approve the unselfish removal of your seatbelt) right at the precise moment the plane lifts off the runway you can help the plane to "hop" into the air.When coupled with the aforementioned flapping and craning substantial improvements in takeoff distance can be achieved. (Again, watch your head.)


3. If all else fails, you can aid in aircraft weight reduction (thereby improving performance) by throwing sarcastic fiancés out the window.