Amusing Bad Writing Awards

"His mistake, Shut-eye McBlamaway reflected, was not in standing up to a gang of desperadoes and rustlers on the high country, but in standing up to a gang of desperadoes and rustlers who had just left the set of a Sergio Leone shoot, and were thus equipped with those guns that never run out of ammunition. "

"A Lodgepole Pine grew straight and tall in front of his cabin, sort of like a lodgepole, only with branches."

"Grasshopper, the three secrets of life are as follows: first, keep your eyes and ears open; second: don't tell everything you know."

Click for more 2006 Bad Writing Award Winners