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Friday, September 15, 2006

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McDonald's stops the hedgehog cull


London - Hedgehogs have finally humbled burger giant McDonald's after years of campaigning, forcing the company to redesign its killer McFlurry ice-cream containers.

Up to now the opening in the container has been large enough for hedgehogs to get their heads into for a lick of the left-over dessert -- a trap they have then been unable to withdraw from, so dying of starvation in untold numbers.

1 Comments:

  • I realize that the main reason that you are concerned about this is that your hairstyle has traditionally resembled that of a hedgehog. If I recall, one of your nicknames was "Ben Harrison the teenage Hedgehog," was it not? I am impressed that you and your fellow hedgehog brethren have had such a tremendous impact on a multinational corporation.

    By Anonymous, At 8:09 PM  

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